I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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