he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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