Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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