I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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