found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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