Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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