Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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