Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
