go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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