So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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