It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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