Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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