i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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