So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I supernannyed him into submission
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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