Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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