my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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