happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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