what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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