Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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