Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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