can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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