You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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