Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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