is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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