3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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