At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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