Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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