Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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