it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Randomize
