Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He did a backflip because drugs
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