While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
