naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
