youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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