I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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