Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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