We're like a lot better than the average bears
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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