I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
God, I missed his penis.
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