i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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