if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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