hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just google imaged poop.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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