he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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