Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
