There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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