I wish my penis had an off switch
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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