Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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