I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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