So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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