Your mouth is God's brothel.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
