We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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