What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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